Текст песни He Thought He'd Die Laughing

His mind was numb by alcoholic beverages And his courage quite what it should be But he just happened to pick the wrong old boy to brag to He didn't know the home he was wreckin' belonged to me Well he bought a round and related all his good times With my wife and all the places where they hid But when he bragged about his plan to take my children He said he thought he'd die laughing and he did The sudden shock of realization when I told him who I was Brought a sobering look of fear into his eyes I struck so quick that he had no indication He was tried convicted and sentenced by my own hand He was the only guilty party not by a long shot I remember now the countless times when she left the kids But he was one man who really had his last laugh on me He said he thought he'd die laughing and he did He said he thought he'd die laughing and he did