Текст песни Primitive Enema

La la, primitive enema La la, primitive enema I've been sitting on the pot all fucking day I've read all my magazines-twice! I gotta get on with my fucking life There's one thing left that I haven't tried CHORUS I need a primitive enema No, I need a primitive enema No, I need a primitive enema La la, primitive enema I gladly spent the forty bucks I spend more than that to spurt my nuts-love! You wouldn't understand the joy I felt When they finally yanked the butt plug out CHORUS People say that I'm full of shit They don't know the half of it-no! You might think that I'm sick and wrong But try it and you'll know where I'm coming from CHORUS Desperate people do desperate things You don't know the joy it brings Desperate people do desperate things You don't know the joy it brings CHORUS