Текст песни The Great Pet Rock Comeback

There's a collection of rocks inside my house and don't fuckin' ask me why they're there cuz they don't do much else but smoke and watch TV and smoke some more and then comb their fucking hair and in 20 years from now I can see them all fat and old sitting around all day in front of a dozen talk shows in a fucking row and bitching about how their lousy ? jobs are so fucking miserable I don't wanna be a stagnant rock I wanna life and I don't wanna drinking buddy or play fucking pool all night with the other bar flies Yeah, you can sit here forever and collect dust cuz it's all you fuckin' need Once the novelty's worn off you just look like normal rocks to me