Текст песни I'm Normal, Please Date Me

I don't think I like rejection Of my little girl affections It's not dope I've been crawling on the walls Just hoping you will call While I've got hair and teeth It's not that I Don't have a life Maybe it's sad I'm sort of glad that I'm normal, please date me I won't call you half as much as you call me I'm normal, please date me I have only stalked a couple guys But they were not about surprises Don't run away 'Cause baby I'm your dream I have got a lot of hobbies Some of which include phone calls that hang up quick Click I was somewhat immature You won't believe how getting dumped Makes girls grow up All girls that say They don't obsess Are full of shit And such a mess, but I'm normal, please date me I won't call you half as much as you call me I'm normal, please date me I have only stalked a couple guys But they were not about surprises Don't run away 'Cause baby I'm your There is no restraining order That will separate our love that's ever true Even if I can't convince you My probation officer is kind of cute I'm normal, please date me I won't call you half as much as you call me I'm normal, please date me I have only stalked a couple guys But they were not about surprises Don't run away 'Cause baby I'm your dream