Текст песни Felch

Oh doctor, can you make me any better? I've tried the cold showers but my dreams are getting wetter She's a crinoline scream from a saucy magazine But I'm 48 and she's barely 16 She's a friend of my only daughter I tried it on once but I know I shouldn't ought to My wife thinks it's obscene That's why she's leaving me She went back to her mother Can you help me with a remedy? Care in the community Can't you give lust immunity? The only advice that I can give Try celibacy and Anadin Oh Christ, I've tried to forget her But the pills won't cure her tight little sweater The merest thought of her makes it difficult to dance If I wasn't so old I'd take the chance I watch her house, quiet like a mouse My friends have disappeared Her neighbours think I'm weird But I'd do anything just to have her near