Текст песни Real Life Fighting Is Awkward

[Funk Singer] Real life fighting is awkward It's not like movie fighting Testosterone is rising But you're really just grappling and writhing Oh, real life fighting is awkward There are no cool sound effects Punching doesn't sound like anything You often hurt yourself More than you hurt the other guy Real life fighting is awkward, yeah Even if you know karate You have to both agree to use karate It can't just be one guy using karate You gotta' have some ground rules It's not like theater fighting It's not graceful There's not a lot of leaping You don't have to presence of mind to leap And there's no choreographer Keeping things from looking awkward Again, real life fighting is awkward It's not like sci-fi fighting You can't stop time momentarily There are no futuristic weapons And, even if you had a real weapon You'd be freaked out by the weapon A weapon makes everything too real Back to that clumsy, awkward fighting!