Текст песни Saggy Diaper Blues

My Mama took my bottle She took away my apple juice My Mama took my bottle She took away my apple juice Got somethin' squishy in my tushie I got them saggy diaper blues My nanny up and left me I can't find that girl nowhere My nanny up and left me I can't find that girl nowhere So I'm just sittin' here in my high chair cryin' Puttin' Spaghettios in my hair My Papa turned off the T.V. He took my "Barney" show away My Papa turned off the T.V. He took my "Barney" show away And he won't let me watch the Teletubbies 'Cause he said Tinky Winky's gay Boom boom boom, what's that in my room? I smell somethin', ain't no perfume Look in the trunk and what do I find? Ain't no spare tire-got a stinky behind Mama, mama mama It's hangin' down to my shoes Better hurry up and change me I got them saggy diaper blues