Текст песни Everybody's Got To Be Somewhere

Came home a little early from the office found my wife actin' kinda strange She was fidgety and highly nervous and her hair was sorta disarranged Then I opened the door to my closet I thought something looked mighty queer And then the man standin' there said well everybody's gotta be somewhere Yeah everybody's gotta be somewhere old buddy I'm just passin' through Just stopped in to look for them termites hope them pests ain't bothering you Get my necktie there on the couch step aside and let me disappear Everybody's gotta be somewhere I'd rather be anywhere but here [ guitar ] He said I respected all your suits man and I'm agly old moss can tear And I'd sure feel bad if you ever get caught in your underwear You oughta buy a new backyard cleaner I gotta hidden dirt in here I'm a humaniterian doin' asocial word everybody's gotta be somewhere Yeah everybody's gotta be somewhere would you believe I just happened by I thought this was the doctor's office and I got something in my eye I didn't know your wife was married and pardon me for drinkin' your beer And everybody's gotta be somewhere I'd rather be anywhere but here Yeah everybody's gotta be somewhere I'd rather be anywhere but here