Текст песни I Have A Hole In My Tooth (And My Dentists Are Shut)

I have a hole in my tooth and my dentists are shut Maybe this is a sign that I'm all out of luck Not that I had much of that in my life before At least my teeth were okay and my gums weren't sore I have a hole in my tooth and my dentists are closed Will I have needles in my mouth I do not know Looks like I'll be worrying for at least a week I hope I'm still allowed two sugars in my tea