Текст песни Miracle Of Judaism

Dot nardoni, tiffany axelrod Zoe feinstein, angelina dellibovi Bunny doyne, or what's her name Mo cristofaro And ellie mazie rosenthal's really well built When heather levin stares at me Why do I wilt? I like when julie johnson Does splits in her kilt Of these girls Which should I invite to my bar mitzvah? I've a problem to flaunt I don't want the girls I should want Batter up! I want girls for whom I lust Girls who wear a lot of makeup Girls who smoke and show their bust Girls with whom I always wake up Strike one! Would they come though If they were invited? And not laugh at my hebrew And not laugh at my father and his friends? Strike two! Excluding them, I find exciting And I'm left with them, I'll be inviting Selecting girls for one's bar mitzvah God, that's the miracle of judaism Strike three, you're out! That'd be the miracle of judaism