Текст песни The Story of My Life

The Story of My Life Story of my life, story of my life well let's just say it's a fork and a knife there's something on my mind, something all the time I gotta fill my mouth Got no favorite meal, got no favorite meal I say every meal is clean if it fills me up for real My belly's big and that's just the start My appetite's my heart And when I end up, I just throw up and laugh This time, this time it's not a cow It's kind of personal, can't explain to you why This time, this time it's not a cow So Mr. PC are you ready to bow Breakfast in bed, breakfast in bed The bed is in the kitchen so it's easy to be fed And when I'm fed, yes when I am fed I go right back to bed Food and sleep watch, food and sleep watch Theese things should keep me from having too much My belly is big and that's just the start My appetite's my heart Sometimes it feels like I could kill for desert But this time, this time it's not a cow It's kind of personal, can't explain to you why This time, this time it's not a cow So Mr. PC are you ready to bow The story of my life A big fork and the sharpest knife I guess this solid, solid, solid, solid bridge leads me on To the nearest fridge And when I end up I just throw up and laugh So this time, this time it's not a cow It's kind of personal, can't explain to you why This time, this time it's not a cow So Mr. PC are you ready to bow This time, this time it's not a cow, not a cow No this time, this time, this time, this time it's not a cow Not a pig, sheep, chicken, moose, duck, snake, horse or frog