Текст песни Pervert

When you met me at the party, you thought I was a nice guy But you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants I'm a pervert, a pervert Can't change the way I am I'm a pervert, a pervert Don't wanna shake my hand That night you asked me over to watch Hollywood Squares You left me in your room I left a stain on your teddy bear Can you see it in my eyes? Can you see it in my smile? Can you see that I imagine you do it doggy style? I'm a pervert, a pervert I've got sweaty palms I'm a pervert, a pervert It just goes on and on On and on You called me on the phone, you said you wanted to talk But how could you have known what I was doing with my sock? So you wanna be my girlfriend? Will you love me anymore, When you catch me with a polaroid outside your bathroom door?