Текст песни Colostomy Grab-Bag

She walks around in her robe To hide her bag of shit Colostomy bag, reeks of crud Embedded in her hip Screaming at the bitch She took my parking spot I caught a whif of colostomy And took off bown the block Almost one month later I saw her in the park Perfect time for revenge It was after dark Hiding in the bushes As she's walking by Jumping out on the path I piss into her eye Blinded with urea Stupid smelly bag I took my hands with all my might And squeezed her colostomy bag She spun around about ten times Until she heaved up brown Leaving her all embarrassed In a putrib mound