Текст песни King

The other day I got in a fight It involved me and my foot in my mouth And my wife Then I got to thinking Wouldn't it be grand If with every word I said My wish was the world's command I'd be the king I'd be the top I'd give myself a raise Throw my own parade Number one, the chief, the boss I'd be the king No honey-do list I'd rule Whatever I say is the way that it goes That'd be cool And I'd go fishing Or maybe watch sports on TV And folks would carry me around And I'd get to wear a crown And I'd never spend a day on my feet Chorus-solo-rpt chorus I'd be living large I'd be in charge The whole world would bow to me, I'd be the king It happened again I got in a fight In involved me and my foot in my mouth And my wife