Текст песни Different Town

Weeeehhhllll... The Poopsmith he could talk, [Poopsmith]: Hell-o! And Marzipan would rock, And The Stick would be this big ol' tree That'd try to eat everyone except The Cheat and me! [Strong Mad]: And me! We'll see! And the King of Town would be underground In a box filled up with peas [KOT]: I hate peas! I know! Bubs would give away flamethrowers That shoot chocolate hundred dollar bills [Bubs]: Imitation chocolate! My stupid baby brother Would've been born with horns and a tail! [Strong Sad]: I'm evil. Coach Z would wear his school jacket [Coach]: Check it out, yo! And Homestar just couldn't hag it. [Homestar]: I quit! And Pom-Pom would change it all So he'd look like an ABA basketball! Two, three, four... This little weirdo... Would be a modestly hot girl To help me through the hard times... You know, the kind that are only sorta hot, So they don't mess around with other guys... [Homsar]: Nah-ah-ah-ah! I'm forever your girl!