Текст песни I'm a Chollo

i'm a chollo what can i do i threw my life away now i'm a chollo i'm a chollo what can i do i threw my life away now i'm a chollo i used to be a surferman bought me an impala and i sold my van got a pair of khakis and a penectan now i'm a full fledged mexican well i'm a chollo man not a bit of puerto rican i'm a chollo man i changed my name to paco went to the store and got a taco it made me feel real macho now all my friends are kavacho