Текст песни The Slacks

-All: Can I tell you a romantic story? About the one-eyed lady in France I guess the king decreed, that all the various princes Should try to get inside her pants -Matt: So along came a St. Paul dandy He was six and a half feet tall He said "All the little ladies love roses" She took the roses and that was all The next man for the one-eyed lady Was my dignified brother Dan He said "Bring the little woman some kisses and attention" She wouldn't even shake his hand Then I moved into the picture I was wearing these magic pants I said "Let the blind bottom of my body do the talking" She fell into a magic trance I wore the pants I said relax We did a dance They call the slacks -John: Now let me tell you the truth of the story It was me moving in those pants Matt said the way to her heart is through her tummy And then he took her out to restaRANT -Dan: Could you both turn down the distortion? Cause you know I wore the pants You were both laid out on the floor with no protection In a deep, dark, watery trance I wore the pants I said relax We did a dance They call the slacks