Текст песни Bunnypocalypse

I shot out of bed It was easter morning Only 8am I should still be snoring But I heard a cry Coming from the crypts And before my weary eyes Was a bunnypocalypse! I was kind of stunned I looked all around There were sleezter eggs Scattered on the ground They cracked wide open And coming out in waves Was a zombie bunny horde From beyond the grave A black cat crossed my path and said I had nothing to fear. I said cat, you don't know jack, Cause the haremageddons here! Tap tap, that double tap To send them back to their crypts Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips For the bunnypocalypse! I turned and there I saw a druid He was mixing up a magic fluid He told me easter was a pagan holiday "It's been christian long enough And we're taking it back today" I called old chuck noris and the boondock saints Call the pope in rome, They all told me wait I called bruce campbell Got him on the phone. He said keep your chin up boy 'Cause now on your own. A black cat crossed my path and said I had nothing to fear. I said cat, you don't know jack, Cause the haremageddons here! Tap tap, that double tap To send them back to their crypts Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips For the bunnypocalypse! Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips For the bunnypocalypse!