Текст песни Beaver Fever

Went down to the doctor sayin': Help me, something's wrong Temp's 103 degrees and can't get rid of this hardon He said: Son, pull down them Levi's and whip out that little dong Shook his head and then he said exactly what was wrong I got the beaver, beaver fever Burnin' me up, 'bout to go insane I got the beaver, beaver fever Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain Doc pulled out his notepad, wrote down a number and a name Said: Ain't no pills or potion gonna do a goddamn thing Get your ass to Brandy, she's a dandy that's for sure That remedy between her knees, your fever's only cure I got the beaver, beaver fever Burnin' me up, 'bout to go insane I got the beaver, beaver fever Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain Tina, Tanya, Terri Lynn got my fever goin' south Sherry, Mary, Carolyn let me stick it in her mouth By the time I shot on Sheila, wasn't feelin' all that sick But it was Betty's snatch that got me back to 98.6 I got the beaver, beaver fever Burnin' me up, 'bout to go insane I got the beaver, beaver fever Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain I got the beaver, beaver fever Burnin' me up, 'bout to go insane I got the beaver, beaver fever Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain Hey, Doc, help me out, man Beaver stands for pussy