One In The Bag lyrics

There's one in the bag For the laughing hag There's one in the bag For the fool on the hill And one in the bag for you There's one in the bag for you There's one in the school For the laughing moose And one in the leg for you Yeah there's one in the head For the laughing moose And everyone's herring fool Mary's vineyard of toys Will open my eyes to her joys As I walk down her path Her eyes beckon me to her bath Oh, oh, I am in love with her But there's one in the bag For the laughing hag