Descendents T-Shirt lyrics

It's a sad song, about the guys that can't live without a beer they always try to have some fuck but the extra larges clothes are not so cool all my life i just wore ramones t-shirt i think it's cause of them are large and black oh no, oh no!! I always wanted to have a descendents t shit but all of them are white, and i can't wear, and i can't wear, and i can't wear