Guest List lyrics

i was hanging out at the show feeling like a fat potato i don't know what i'm doing here i saw her at the door and she looked as bored as me so i got her in i put her on the guest list at the show and now i get to watch her dance like the other weirdos do i saw she brought a camera she did the groin-o-rama and we were really having fun i told her i was the lead singer i felt like harvey klinger and then she smacked me in the head