Beer lyrics

I wish you were a beer Then I could drink you up I wish you were not here With my come in your mouth I wish you weren't so queer Your chains still lock me up Since when you were our lord We're all so very bored I wish you were a beer The thirsty wonna drink you Wish I wasn't here You're scored because I think you wish I wasn't here Cause I'm your missing link I wish you were a beer Then I could drink you up You wish I wasn't here Cause I can beat you up I wish you weren't a queer With my come in your mouth