Dopilsya lyrics

Ya raz poyekhal na shashlyk, shalavu nashu priglasili. Vodyary yashchik por, kak byk, nu, nakonets, puzyr' raspili. Snachala bylo vso nishtyak, vse srazu do trusov razdelis'. Podruga, na, derzhi stakan, potom my pesni s ney raspelis'. Nay-na-na-nay-na-nay-na-na-na, nay-na-na-nay-na-nay-na-na-na. Nalil, postavil ya puzyr', khotel obnyat' svoyu podrugu, V otvet menya obnyal upyr', razdalsya dikiy voy v okruge. Odin vampir shashlyk skhvatil, stekayet krov' s klykov u gada. I srazu ya puzyr' dopil. Pizdets prishol, lomit'sya nado Raz poshla takaya p'yanka, rasstavlyay, blya, stakany. Rasstavlyay, blya, stakany, p'yom my krov' u satany. Bezhal dorogoy cherez les, navstrechu zombi prut pomalu. Odin obkurennyy polez, kolom ya vrezal po yebalu. Ochnulsya utrom v trezvyake, ment zachital mne protokol: "Zaderzhan byl v odnom noske, v rukakh osinovyy byl kol". Zaderzhan byl v chom mat' rodila, vidala b shchas, tebya, debila. Khvatal prokhozhikh, skvernoslovil, na nashu vlast' khernyu burodil. Nogami pizdil narkomanov, u nikh nashli gashish v karmanakh, A to, chto, blyat', krichal "vampiry", et na mentovke u sortira. Koroche s nami, brat, ne spor', poluchish' ty pyatnadtsat' zor'. A tak vashche-to ty likhoy, da ne v poryadke s golovoy! Yesli ne umeyesh' pit', mozhesh' dushu ty propit'. Chtoby "belku" ne skhvatit', nauchis' bratishka pit'! Yesli ne pokhmelish'sya, to tebe pridot kabzdets. Raz poshla takaya p'yanka, rezh' posledniy ogurets!