Mother Nature's Fault lyrics

the master of deception woke the devil and then set him free she turned from an ocean to an ogre and selected me i can't help but stay away when you're so damn evil i don't care at all assuming that it's mother nature's fault it's funny how a part of me ceases to be i waited all summer just to see her leave mother nature she hated all my lyrics, so i lied and said i threw them out the only one who knows this is me, but now the record's out i can't help but paint a perfect picture with a double "a" rhyme scheme i don't care at all, assuming that it's mother nature's fault a sentimental part of me that ceases to be i waited all winter just to see her breathe show me your best kept secrets and i'll never ever tell all your friends that you know well you let me down, down i'll never listen to another heartfelt love song cuase this time of month, it's a drag you know they're dead wrong i can only comprehend the half of what i hear cause you know we're all doomed