Conspiracy lyrics

i have a theory to explain why my bad luck gets worse each day - it's easy someone must be out to get me - it's a diabolic scheme this conspiracy is giving me the creeps ?the big conspiracy it's just coincidence you say when i go out it always rains - believe me someone's playing games with my brain ?it's a diabolic scheme this conspiracy is giving me the creeps ?the big conspiracy now is ready to believe the big conspiracy someone must be out to get me - it's a diabolic scheme this conspiracy is giving me the creeps ?the big conspiracy now is ready to believe the big conspiracy are you ready to believe