Original lyrics
ENHello, callin' operator?
I didn't wanna do this till later
I got something you ain't heard
But I'd like to report a murder
Suspect is white, and he's got a big knife
And he's mentally unstable
And he's got someone on a table
And they're pleading, and they're crying, and they just want out
Oh, the laughing stopped as soon as I pulled my blade out
Give me a smile, show that face
Come on now, don't be shy
What's the matter? Are you scared?
You used to be a funny guy
I got three minutes left, and I don't wanna be a push
Take a deep breath, oh God, I love the fucking rush
Oh, disconnected? That's okay, it doesn't matter
I sure hope and pray that they can pull a name from a bloody splatter
It's a funny old game, and we both get to be the players
The only problem's you're the loser
And I get to be your saviour
Do you hear that? I guess they found us
Now we're talking
I hope they brought snipers and hearses
'Cause I've still got two more verses, bitch
I don't give a fuck who I take with me
I will burn your whole world down
It makes me happy
It's about time you and I should start this party
But I'll be long gone before they find the body
I just need a moment to dissect this fucking rodent
Got my scalpel, where's your apple?
Nurse, the doctor's gonna' choke it
And a little slice and dicing
Then we sprinkle it with icing
Got the temperature set to rising
And this shit is so exciting
And you're in my circus now, bitch
And my playroom's over there
You can struggle all you want, you fuck
You're not going anywhere
They're gonna' have to pound the whole warehouse down
To the ground to the God damn foundations
When they find you, identify you
By your dental remains and what's left of your face
But for now, I guess until then
Let's get back to the event at hand
Flick on the tube and pick the news
Oh, look, they've got the place surrounded
You can make all the sound you want, friend
Fight or flight, it changes nothing
The sweet release of death is all that's left
To get you out this nightmare
This is where you've reached your dead end
Better start preaching to the God you believe in
So long, kid, you'll soon be leaving
But don't be scared or dare to resist it
And if you wanna know the reason why
I decided to get my pleasing
From this teasing nothing makes me smile
Like a frightened child while they're screaming
I don't give a fuck who I take with me
I will burn your whole world down
It makes me happy
It's about time you and I should start this party
But I'll be long gone before they find the body
Tick tock, watch that clock
Those precious seconds won't stop their drop
A minute left is all you've got
And this shit pops off when it hits the top
All I gotta' do is dock this mag cock it back
And then lock it, snap
Bring it near your ear, my dear, and squeeze the trigger until we hear a- crack
Then it all fades to black, it's so sad
But you may be glad
Cause the fate you have is what made me mad
Is what gave me a chance to make this day into happening
So rip off that bandaid I'm dancing arrangements in action
Mom and dad should get shopping for a four-foot coffin
'Cause once I get started there ain't no stopping
Truly a shame how this ends, new names in the papers again
Do the same prayers, amen, whatever it takes to forget
A pathetic case of neglect, they always pretend to prevent
What a late and fickle attempt, what a way to fuck all it meant
Just breathe in slow, and here we go
The fear you know is free to flow
Keep screaming no, I need to show you
Just how real this bitch is, blowing shit
For giggle fits, I'm a pro with this
My scope don't miss, now throw a kiss
To the forensics list, those folks go home
Leaning over a bridge
And then I'll do it again, I'm always two steps ahead
Won't stop until I am dead, shoot a bullet into my head
A lifeline gone but they tried, a lifetime drawn in disguise
I spy you ran out of time
Say: Hi to the other side
