Monkey Island lyrics

I am Guybrush Threepwood. The only non-undead pirate to know the secrets of Monkey Island. Well, four secrets actually. I am Guybrush Threepwood, And I have overstayed my welcome through many graphic adventures. I am Guybrush Threepwood, And I have come here to rid this island of deadly and murdorous... clam? I am Guybrush Threepwood, And I don't have a drinking problem. I am Captain Threepwood, I've been to Monkey Island four times. Defeated the evil pirate LeChuck repeatedly. I uncovered the gates of hell, I destroyed an Australian land-developer and his ultimate insult. Discovered the worlds only talking monkey, And married the most beautiful governour in the world. And all before the age of 22.