You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch lyrics

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus And as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel Just face the music you're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mr Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a Thirty-nine and a half foot pole You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch You've got termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile Mr Grinch Well, given the choice between the two of you I would take the the seasick crocodile You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch You're a nasty wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks And your soul is full of gunk Mr Grinch The three best words I would use to describe you Are as follows and I quote Stink! Stank! Stunk!