walking through hell with my friends lyrics

There’s nothing better Than walking through hell There’s so much to do and see There’s demons and bats And brimstone and ash Oh there’s nothing better than hell The lands are viscous And brimming with creatures They’ll tear off your limbs In a flash With a cold dead stare You better beware There’s nothing on earth to compare An even better treat Is the wonderful heat It’s a soothing million degrees Slap on sunscreen And get ready to scream As you dive on into hell The best location For a tourist vacation It’s a choice you won’t regret So when you need some Good relaxation Just come on down to The rootness tootles And friendliest, hottest And definitely safest Destination Hell