Escargot! lyrics

Well I cannot take you Anywhere, but it is no fun Going without you, hon Well I can use figures to prove Anything, Tapes and such You bought to play Along with You're the sort of guy one runs into in London If you must drive at a crawl like this You should be in the near side lane I sometimes think the only Thing to Do with My car Is to Push it Over A cliff A cliff Richard Think you could get high on Water if you believed It was A somewhat tasteless rum I've come to look After you It's just as Well by the Look of things You're the sort of guy one runs into in London If you must drive at a crawl like this You should be in the near side lane I sometimes think the only Thing to Do with My car Is to Push it Over A cliff A cliff Richard Push it Over A cliff