Don't Touch My Chainsaw!
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Don't Touch My Chainsaw! lyrics

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Don't touch my pizza Don't touch my jelly I'll make you fear me like I did Shedletsky You touch my pizza You're gonna have to die Write up all your farewells, bid your buddies goodbye Wackiness that you can't handle Take your teammates for example They all tried to have me wrangled And I left 'em strangled, dude From a friend to a friend to a buddy In your head like my name's Grimcutty I'll wash your guts off my fur 'Cause it's getting bloody Is it your death day? Think I forgot it Since it's not over, let's go to your coffin I'm sorry, two times For cleaving through your skull Here's a knuckle sandwich, you're getting a mouthful Toss you in my freezer Turn you into a Klondike Bar I don't know where you're going But you aren't going far Shatter you to pieces Once I hit you with my car And if you somehow live I know this song will leave you scarred Just a reminder, don't touch my pizza Or you'll regret it once I go and beat ya Keep your composure, things will get out of hand Don't know what I'm doing (she wrote this at 1am) Silliness that you can't handle Leaving your machines in shambles If you try to have me wrangled I'll bite your ankles, dude From a friend to a friend to a buddy In your head like my name's Grimcutty I'll wash your guts off my fur 'Cause it's getting bloody Just close your eyes, man It'll be alright And on the bright side You put up a good fight I'm only kidding, you played like a noob Since I got my clips I'll be putting them on YouTube Toss you in my freezer (wackiness that you can't handle) Turn you into a Klondike Bar (take your teammates for example) They all tried to have me wrangled (And I left 'em strangled, dude) I don't know where you're going (from a friend to a friend to a buddy, in your head like my name's Grimcutty) But you aren't going far (i'll wash your guts off my fur) ('Cause it's getting bloody) Shatter you to pieces (silliness that you can't handle, leaving your machines in shambles) Once I hit you with my car (if you try to have me wrangled, I'll bite your ankles, dude) And if you somehow live (from a friend to a friend to a buddy) I know this song will leave you scarred (in your head like my name's Grimcutty) I'll wash your guts off my fur ('Cause it's getting bloody)

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