I Ain't Buying What You're Selling lyrics

I don't need a crystal ball To tell me that I'll be Dead from liver failure Just wait around and see Don't need acupuncture To rid me of my pain I've got pharmaceuticals And no plans to abstain 'Cuz I ain't buying I ain't buying what you're selling 'Cuz I ain't buying I ain't buying what you're selling I don't need confession To absolve me of my sins They're as much a part of me As a fish is to his fins I don't need the government Or a social safety net That ponzi scheme will crash someday If it hasn't started yet And I ain't buying I ain't buying what you're selling And I ain't buying I ain't buying what you're selling If I come across As if I am complaining It's cuz you're pissing down my back And you're telling me it's raining Maybe you believe the bullshit Or maybe you're just lying But I ain't buying I don't need conspiracies or ufology To distract me from my happy life of mediocrity I've got a labradoodle And I've got the gift of song And when that's not enough I take a ripper off my bong And I ain't buying I ain't buying what you're selling I ain't buying I ain't buying what you're selling I ain't buying I ain't buying what you're sellin