Story Of My Life lyrics

I get to the party, but I'm too late And I got stood up, on my very first date I listen to country, and everybody goes rock I get to the dance floor, that's when the music stops It doesn't matter what I do, I just can't seem to win But here I go again And I say Hey, that's the story of my life I had a good plan but it didn't go right Oh, no, I'm overdrawn I check my account and the money's all gone Why me? I don't know what to think I finally get aboard and the whole boat sinks Seems to Be the Story of my life I pick a slot machine, and lose it all again But when I walk away, someone else always wins She finally calls me, I forget my phone And when I'm starving, you know the kitchen's closed It doesn't matter what I try, it all ends up the same And here I go again And I say Hey, that's the story of my life I had a good plan but it didn't go right Oh, no, I'm overdrawn I check my account and the money's all gone Why me? I don't know what to think I finally get aboard and the whole boat sinks Seems to Be the Story of my life Just when it seems like (It's turned around for me) There's always something (That ends up happening) I found my car (But I can't find my keys) I get to the party a little too late And once again, the music starts to play Hey, that's the story of my life I had a good plan but it didn't go right Oh, no, I'm overdrawn I check my account and the money's all gone Why me? I don't know what to think I finally get aboard and the whole boat sinks Seems to Be the Story of my life Story of my life Story of my life That's story of my life Story of my life Story of my life That's the story of my life