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Me not got no slow metabolism Every wednesday night I go to catacism They give me lots of doughnuts I get yelled at by the grown-ups Me not got no slow metabolism Me not got no slow metabolism Yet I'm suffering from some sort of mental schism I eat twenty lobster tails And yet I'm skinny as a rail Me not got no slow metabolism Me not got no slow metabolism Yet I'm doing twenty years here in this prison I stole a lot of food And then they told me I was rude Me not got no slow metabolism Me not got no slow metabolism Every wednesday night I go to catacism I eat a lot of jell-o Yet I'm still a skinny fellow Me not got no slow metabolism Me not got no slow metabolism Yet I'm suffering from some sort of mental schism I eat a ton of pasta He my pappa, he says, basta! Me not got no slow metabolism Oy vey!