Original lyrics

EN

There was a guy from PEI they used to call Podato He met this young Leamington Ontario Tomato But he had eyes for other girls & she was a little mushy So they said well let's get wed there's no sense bein fussy Chorus: Baked sized french fries-how they love Tomatoes So dress em up with Heinz Ketchup-(Ketchup luvs Potatoes) Well he went down to Windsor town to buy a ring on Monday Saturday they said OK we'll cut the cake on Sunday But Sunday came and what a shame-They had no one to fetch it Without a cake they just sat and ate-Potato chips and ketchup Bake sized french fries how they love Tomatoes So dress em up with Heinz Ketchup- (Ketchup luvs Potatoes) And so this guy from Pei they used to call Podato Got two boys and a little girl-Two spuds & one Tomato They romp and run around Leamington and boy when they get hungry The bottle drips all over the chips way down in the ketchup country. Chorus