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When I was 17 I didn't make the team I couldn't achieve my dream of playing in the NBA I couldn't make the pass Of course I got picked last Every body kicked my ass each and every day He smokes two packs a day That don't affect his play He'd never roll a j Like most guys today He'd never beat up fans He hardly understands English but he's my man And I'm his smallest fan On and off the court he's got everything If you ask me he's my hero If you ask me he's my king My whole life's is a nightmare but his life's a dream There's only one guy I want to be I want to be Vlade I want his body I wanna be 7 feet tall, palm a basketball and never shave If I could be Vlade I could be naughty I could drive fancy cars, hit all the bars, and get all the babes get all the babes Now the Lakers have him back only he could replace Shaq on the roster now they're stacked like Erica Elaniak In bed he's a gentle giant Maybe other pros should try it He'd never rape like Kobe Bryant or pay them off just to keep quiet On and off the court he's got everything If you ask me he's my hero If you ask me he's my king My whole life's a nightmare but his life's a dream There's only one guy I want to be I want to be Vlade I want his body I wanna be 7 feet tall, palm a basketball and never shave If I could be Vlade I could be naughty I would drive fancy cars, hit all the bars, and get all the babes get all the babes I don't want to be Peja Stojakovic I don't want to be Darco Milicic I sure don't want to be Slobodan Milosovic There's only one Serb I want to be I want to be Vlade I want his body I wanna be 7 feet tall, palm a basketball and never shave If I could be Vlade I could be naughty I would drive fancy cars, hit all the bars, and get all the babes get all the babes