The Keg That Crushed New York lyrics

Metal keg of glory, one thousand tonnes of steel Filled right to the brim - a thousand beers to steal From the planet booze in the galaxy of beer Flew beerzillion light years just to party here Taller than a mountain, high up in the sky Fear the beerorizer, so drunk I'm going to die The keg that crushed New York Watch out, the tidal wave is coming The keg that crushed New York You better start running not Glug, glug, glug, glug, go! You've had one beer and I've had eleven If beer came from boobs I'd be in heaven So quit your job and leave your school And party with striker, that'll be cool Taller than a mountain, high up in the sky Fear the beerorizer, so drunk I'm going to die The keg that crushed New York Watch out, the tidal wave is coming The keg that crushed New York Beernami! Surfs up! Metal heads, metal heads, drinking beer and breaking shit Metal heads, metal heads, drinking beer and breaking shit Metal heads, metal heads, drinking beer and breaking shit Metal heads, metal heads, drinking beer and breaking shit Taller than a mountain, high up in the sky Fear the beerorizer, so drunk I'm going to die The keg that crushed New York Watch out, the tidal wave is coming The keg that crushed New York Wipeout!