Pervert/Expert lyrics

what are you doing? where are you sitting? half reclined on your bed I guess what am I hearing? was that your zipper? you know you might as well confess there are a thousand things that could go wrong and you're not that young and I'm not that strong to roll up those curtains and roll up those sleeves and face it all today besides I like what we're doing and you love it too you know I want your body but your head will do autumn will come and I'll be with you think of this as practice then you're calling me the pervert you're calling me the pervert well you should be the expert I'm under my blanket and I'm warm and cozy I know you wish that you were here what are you doing? what are you really doing?