Two Bacon Sandwiches lyrics

Two bacon sandwiches sitting on a plate Just like our relationship Oh what a lucky state Two bacon sandwiches slowly going cold Isn't that a bit like you and me Now we're growing old Oh, two bacon sandwiches what never will be ate They're half way down the garden path They're heading out the gate Two bacon sandwiches walking down the street Oh what could be madder than those two plates of meat Two bacon sandwiches you'd better come with me Said a hungry policeman ready for his tea Two bacon sandwiches in the rubbish bin That's where we will end our days if you're gonna sing OI! Two bacon sandwiches singing all day long In and out of every room Everybody's song-song-song-song alright!