Military Barbara Billingsley lyrics

Hey hey hey Tina Fey I think I'm gay for Louise C.K. And Ricky Gervais I think they're ace And Jon Stewart's hair And Stephen Colbert Are they unaware? Are they under there? Underwear? Wasting time wishing on a satellite All you douchebags calling me a homo Won't be invited to Lake Como It's exciting and it's killing me Your design's just not thrilling me Oh so very military Barbara Billingsley Oh won't you please roll away the stone To show that you are home When you think the night has seen your mind That inside you're twisted and unkind Let me stand to show that you are blind That inside you're twisted and unkind