Kings Of Beer lyrics

Lock your doors 'cause Tankard's coming to your town When we're drunk then we don't like to fuck around Wicked thirst yet there is no beer to be found Help us out or we will burn this town to the ground Other bands will play but we all come to drink Unshowered entities that do nothing but stink Fat and ugly, smelly, pissed beyond belief Gonna spew our vomit on your little niece Refrain: We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in our veins Kings, kings of beer sobriety our pain We're kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer Kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer Do you really think that we are serious ? Think again, man, you must be delirious Certain groups claim the have seen the light of day But we're Tankard and we have nothing to say Other bands will play but we all come to drink Unshowered entities that do nothing but stink What's the fuss, did you need food for that small mind ? Don't complain 'cause you can kiss our big behinds Refrain: We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in our veins Kings, kings of beer sobriety our pain We're kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer Kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer Lock your doors 'cause Tankard's coming to your town When we're drunk then we don't like to fuck around Wicked thirst yet there is no beer to be found Help us out or we will burn this town to the ground Refrain: We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in our veins Kings, kings of beer sobriety our pain We're kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer Kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer We're kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer Kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer