Advent lyrics

You call this an adventure. And I call it a joke. Just where's this hidden treasure? 'cause I want to go home. Wait just a second now... What is this that I just found? I've scored a map, I've got my compass, and my handheld stereo. Now I know where to go. I've searched north and west and east and south and up and down. And even underground. I'm making headway. I'm almost out of trouble. I think I see some light, At the end of the tunnel. I've found a map, I've got my compass, and my handheld stereo. Now I know where to go. As long as I don't run out of hearts and my torch maintains its glow, I've outsmarted the Nintendo.