If You Want To Wear a Hat lyrics

If you want to wear a hat You'd better get one that looks better than that Or on second thought the hat upon your head Would look good with a feather instead Then you need to ask a bird Which is more complicated than you have heard For the birdie will not cooperate Unless you guarantee the going rate So you need to get a job For that you must stop dressing like a slob As the suit that you are wearing my friend Makes me think that you are trying to offend When a suit is what you need to wear Get one that makes you look like a square And if you want some visual relief Change the color of your hankerchief If you want to wear a hat But didn't know it was as difficult as that Keep in mind what your brother-man said Let the sunshine shine upon your head If you want to wear a hat, You didn't know it was as difficult as that...