I Am Cow lyrics

I am Cow, hear me moo, I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on the barbecue Yogurt, curd, cream, cheese, and butter's made from liquid frommy udders I am Cow, I am Cow, hear me moo! I am Cow, eating grass, methane gas comes out my ass And out my muzzle when I belch! Oh, the ozone layer is thinner from the outcome of my dinner I am Cow, I am Cow, I've got gas! I am Cow, here I stand, far and wide upon this land And I am living everywhere From B.C. to Newfoundland, you can squeeze my teats by hand I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow! I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow!