I Pulled My Groin lyrics

I pulled my groin It's the very best injury Though I'm walking daintily I pulled my groin I pulled my groin When people ask, "It hurts you where?" I say "Put your hand right there" I pulled my groin I pulled my groin I pulled my groin Though I do not enjoy walking I am really happy talking 'bout my groin I pulled my groin I pulled my groin It's the treatment that I love Because I've bought some oil to rub I pulled my groin I pulled my groin Unless we're in playoff time When I've got a lower body injury that Will have to be a game time decision I pulled my groin It hurts me when I skate but not when I mastur.. hills I pulled my groin I pulled my groin