Alligator lyrics

There's no job to pay the rent, And there's no love to make it better There's no plans Whatcha doin' later? Take my hand, alligator Life is funny Life's a laugh Life is lonely Yeah it's a drag And what's your name? How ya doin'? I like your hair How do ya do it? It's not fair that you're taken And it's unfair that you're spoken for And I don't care You're not a traitor I'll take the stairs And not the elevator And one day, I'll see you at the top Our love will never stop And I've been under way too long Oh, what a drag!