Go Karts lyrics

In the Sunday Times there's an article About me and all and our go-karts Lots of fancy words about two sets of wheels That go fast And only last week the news was read to me By my best friend Full of reports that made all our thoughts Feel really active I think I should stand up and apply myself For the benefit of you, yours and my health There's plenty of room for advantage It's the effort required that makes you so tired It's funny what they chose to tell us It's the head turning press that makes me suggest The message we think that's important Won't make the page today 'cause it won't pay