Six And A Half lyrics

So I was walking down to the bagel store and I said "Hey zombie" and he said "what's up man, how many bagels can I get you?" and I said HALF A BAKER'S DOZEN!!! 6 1/2 The constitution of the United States Of America 6 1/2 Wait, wait, where do we live again? 6 1/2 Tuesday. Would you like a bag with your bagel sir? I said "Would you like a bag with your bagel sir?" I said "Would you like a bag with your bagel sir?" I said "Would you like a bag with your bagel sir?"