If I Had a Yard lyrics

If I had a yard I would play in it We could play in it If we had a yard.... On a sunny day I would play croquet In the early spring You could grow green things (and purple flowers) Should the children frown We would hose them down If I had a yard I would play in it We could play in it If we had a yard.... Sleep outside at night When the moon is bright Watch the laundry wave Dig the dog a grave (in the garden?) Drink the acid rain 'Till we go insane If I had a yard I would play in it We could play in it If we had a yard If you had a yard If I had a yard